Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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