im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize