I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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