508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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