My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
