Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
This is my gift to your gina
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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