remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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