Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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