Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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