that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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