yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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