We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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