just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
