Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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