you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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