Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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