..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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