What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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