I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
