Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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