Where did you get a picture of my penis
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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