Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Randomize
