Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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