Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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