He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
accomplished twins. life is a go
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I love you. Go after that dick
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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