I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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