brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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