i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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