Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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