I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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