Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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