he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You coming home soon, man?
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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