I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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