what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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