All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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