I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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