bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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