so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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