Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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