You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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