By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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