i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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