we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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