my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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