I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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