Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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