Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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