im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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