Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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