physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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