so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Girls should come with a carfax report
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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