Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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