how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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