OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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