It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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