she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
We need to rekindle our bromance
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Your penis caused this!
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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