paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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