Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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