is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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